Kisses from dates .

Do I get any credit for staying home the whole entire day ? No , because I miss Uncle Sharil's wedding . Mio was there and Nyai told me he was looking for me . Shit . All the cousins were there and I wasn't . Why ? Because I was so sleepy and tired from my knock-out pills that I prioritise myself rather than my family . Bloody shit . I know , I know ; My bad . Oh wells , I can always call my aunt to get through him because somehow , I lost all contacts .

&Speaking of contacts , I need a phone . Someone fucktard told me that he'll get me a phone because he ruined mine after my ex texted me saying he miss me . This fucktard got pissed and threw my phone , causing it to shatter into pieces . All because my ex misses me . He didn't want to hear my side of the story , because he said ' he knew all of it ' . How he knew ? He isn't human ; He has spirits with him . He is extra-ordinary , in his fucking own world . He made lies to make himself feel special because he knows that his life is pathetic enough . Lets just say that he is an insult to the human society , especially the male gender .

Anyways , the fucktard made a promise but I knew he isn't a man of his words . He says stuffs to make you feel better . I must say he is a pro. and it is a classic to be hearing such things over and over again . Man , I am so through his bullshits .

Up till now , the phone he promised never did appear in my hands . And so was my VS and money and other stuffs he owes me . Oh wells , let him screw himself to hell . I am sure to buy first class tickets . &Because of what happened , Papah said I had to wait for a phone . Its like , ' so , do you get why you shouldn't let any fucktard see your phone ? ' - kinda thing . I may deserve it or maybe not . &To show my appreciation to fucktard , I am going to send a letter to him . Oh , a letter that will make him go ' ohlala ' . Y'know , my way of saying , ' hey dude , thanks for everything though you ruined it for me . ' - kinda thing . Remember , I'm doing a good deed .

I have plenty to say , but y'know , the phone will still not appear in front of me . &Does anyone have any spare phone for me to borrow ? Till Papah get me my brand new phone that I have been hinting it to him . Pretty please ? With cherry and sprinkles on it ? Hehe .

&I miss 'em dudes . Bishan Dudes ; FTN Dudes ; Bestf. Dudes ; Dudes .